Mother's Day Special

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This came from my dad, regarding my mom, quoted from their trip home from my house today, Mother's day. For anyone who doesn't know, Henry is my sister's 3 year old son.

Mom: The reason paul weighs more than you is because he's shorter.

Dad: What?

Mom: Well, if he was taller he wouldn't be as heavy.

Dad: So then shorter people weigh more than tall people.

Mom: right.

Dad: So then, because he's shorter, Henry should weigh more than Karem Abdul-Jabbar.

Mom: Don't be silly. Henry is just a baby.

That's my mom. Happy Mother's Day, Mom. Don't ever start making sense.

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