This came from my dad, regarding my mom, quoted from their trip home from my house today, Mother's day. For anyone who doesn't know, Henry is my sister's 3 year old son.
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Mom: The reason paul weighs more than you is because he's shorter.
Dad: What?
Mom: Well, if he was taller he wouldn't be as heavy.
Dad: So then shorter people weigh more than tall people.
Mom: right.
Dad: So then, because he's shorter, Henry should weigh more than Karem Abdul-Jabbar.
Mom: Don't be silly. Henry is just a baby.
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That's my mom. Happy Mother's Day, Mom. Don't ever start making sense.
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