Wuv, twue wuv

kim related this story, as told to her by one of the counsellors at MSU camp:

Gary, one of the counsellors, stopped Katie and said that he was heading over to where Ellen was, and did she have any message to pass on to her.

Katie: tell her "me wuv you"

So Gary dutifuly passes on the message and asks Ellen if she had any reply:

Ellen: yes, tell Katie to use proper grammar.

SO Ellen.